You can say ANYTHING about me, I will still be ME.
09 October 2008
You can say ANYTHING about me, I will still be ME. And, that's something you can NEVER be.
Hello my fellow darlings. I'm in a rather good mood now! ^o^ Heeees, smile Jiawei smile. I won't let those rumours affect me!
Seriously, get a life man. Its already the 21st century and people are still spreading nasty rumours to affect another's life. Is that the best you've got? Hahahaha. Need I laugh louder?
I shall complain about it here even though I won't let it affect me! My blog is my ranting ground, remember? If anybody don't like anything I've wrote, just don't read yeah?
I mean no harm! Don't get offended unless you're guilty consious alright?(:
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Hey tale-teller, guess what? You've caught me off my guards. You've found one of my weakness. Ain't you great? Guess so.
Although I don't know if you're male or female, or somewhere in between(quite possible), you must have hate me alot yeah? Stab me at the back? Spread things that are untrue about me? What's more?
Bite me. If my girlfriend ever believe that, it'll be either that he is hopelessly stupid or that he don't love me at all.
Me? A flirt? I flirt with alot of girls? Just like a prostitute?
Wow, I didn't know I'm so charming. TYVM. I don't need that effin' compliment. Save that for your own mother or girlfriend.
C'mon, why don't you get your facts right before you start talking trash? You've certainly made yourself out as some kinda brainless, mindless fool ya know? Need I say more?
If I'm a flirt, a prostitute, WHAT ARE YOU? Son of a bitch or daughter of a slut?
Did I mention that I don't like people to say that I'm a prostitute? Its an indirect insult to my parents, didn't you know that? Or you don't give a fuckin' damn? Well, anything you want.
Its YOUR mouth, I can't stop you. Sad isn't it?
Take note that I won't give a fuckin' damn to YOUR feelings too then.
If I'm a flirt, a prostitute, YOUR mother will have the biggest genetial hole ever in the whole universe as she had been effed so many times that you have so many siblings that you lost count of who is who.
YOUR father will be the biggest flirt on earth ever that he slept with so many prostitutes that he caught AIDS. What's the best of all? He passed the AIDS to YOU too.
Need I say more? *yawns* This is getting boring.
Yes, I am afraid to lose my girlfriend cuz I love her alot. Factual.
So much for stabbing me at the back, I guessed you've found my deepest fear didn't you? Targeting my girlfriend? Trying to make him believe in all that trash? FUCK YOU MAN.
If you're a boy, you must be SO JEALOUSED of me that you need to spread all that rumours about me. Poor you for wasting your precious time on me.
If you're a guy, I don't have much to say yeah. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND OR WHAT?! Lame shit. Too bad for you, my girlfriend ain't no lamer. My girlfriend is perfectly straight. Poor you.
Look, what makes you think that you have the rights to judge me?
Don't gimme that shit about.. my girlfriend is your goodfriend, YADDA-YADDA, you don't wish to see her get hurt, YADDA-YADDA, I'm a bad boyfriend, YADDA-YADDA, I'm not worthy of her, YADDA-YADDA.
Whether I'm worthy enough for her or not, its of him to determine. Not you. I'm HER boyfriend, NOT YOURS. Get that in your brains.
For one, you've never seen me flirt anyone before. What makes you think that I'm the person you've described? Who are you to judge my appearance and the way I act?
I'm just a tad too friendly. Is that a bad thing?
Anyway, I didn't know you're so in love with me that you have to stalk me and tell my boyfriend tales about me.
God, I don't need that yeah. Need I feel honoured? Sureeeeee, I'm sooo honoured. *roll eyes in disgust*
Just because of a fuckin' meaningless thing I said to "Friend A" and "Friend B" just for the sake of saying it and not meaning it, YOU HAVE TO TELL TALES TO MY GIRLFRIEND???!!! What the fuck. Ain't you immature?
Wow. Need I clap for you? Sureeeeeeeeeeeee. I shall clap for you! *Applausing*
One thing you don't know about me for sure is that I DON'T LIKE TO BE MALIGNED FOR THINGS I DID NOT DO. So, if you like to see me flirt so much right. I'll give you a chance to.
Tomorrow, come straight up to me and tell me I'm a flirt and I'll show you one.
HAPPY? Very right? YOU WISH. *Roll eyes once again*
Lastly, I curse that your whole family get grilled in hell just because of your misdeeds. I don't care if you're male or female or neither one. I curse that you choke on 10 meatballs for 49 days till you choke on your last breath. I curse that you'll rot in hell someday.
Don't ever lemme know who are you.
If you're a girl, I curse that your genetials get slit by your own boyfriend SO HARD that you yell like a pornstar everytime you undergo sexual intercourse.
I curse that you get fucked and ditched 100 times before you find your true love. That's not all!
And, your true love will die within 2 days after the both of you get together. I hope you'll mourn till you die.
If you're a guy, I curse that your girlfriend chop off one of your balls on accident.
Look, not all your balls. Its one of your balls. Left or right, why don't you decide that yourself? Do you know something call "can see, cannot use"? Your sex life will be SOOOO BORING that you'll die asking why did you deserve this. Remember, you asked for it.
That's not all! You'll burn in hell for 100 years before you reincarnate as an ant.
Oh, that's because I hate ants. (:
There isn't a need to complain to my boyfriend that I'm sooo disgusting that I wrote all that out yeah. There really isn't. So, get A life. Stop trying to make a mess outta MY life. You don't have the rights to. Not at all.
My boyfriend is important to me. Way important. If he ever leave me because of you, I'll hunt you down. I swear.
Even if I'll lose to you, I'll hunt you down. I will, I will, I will.
Hmm, since you like to make my life miserable SO MUCH, I guess you'll be targeting one of my close friends next..
Lemme guess who! WeiYang,Jarod,Shawn,Nigel Or? Which one you wanna target next?
TELL ME LEY. Don't keep me in suspense. No fun.
Guess what? My true friends WILL NOT believe in any of your shit, trust me. If they ever do, they are never my friends.
Never mind! I believe in them. They won't. Try me.(:
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PHEW! I feel soooo good after unleashing all my stress. ^o^
Hmm, actually I'm not THAT angry. Hahas. I just curse for the sake of cursing. Hey, if they wanna talk trash about others right, they SHOULD be prepared that other people will talk trash about them too.
Am I right? ^o^
Forget it. I'm done ranting and I'm off to phone my gan-laogong(male). BYEBYEBYE~
P/S: I insert bracket and wrote "male" because I don't want SOME PEOPLE to spread things that are untrue about me before they get their facts right again.
