25 September 2008
Lets see.. I guess I CANNOT resist the temptation to blog because of the amount of disgusting things that I encountered recently. D:
Before I start ranting, I must blog about something I promised Ruifa I will write. BWAHAHAHAHAS. Shawn Ang is short, fat and ugly! Where as, JiaWei is the tallest! xD LOLLLOLLOLLLLLLLLL.
I am very tall and there's nothing you can do about it okey! I *love* you, my dearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. <3 Okok, there's something you can do! You can cut off my legs and demand me to bend down so that I can be as "tall" as you(which is very very very short)! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAS.
*sob sob sob*
HOW DARE YOU DEMAND ME TO CUT OFF MY LEGS! ): ITS BREAKING MY FRAGILE HEART!!! Somemore, I haven't demand you to go for slimming programme ok! X:
Just kidding, just kidding~ xD
I *love* you! I know you love me too. HAHAHA. Very buay paiseh but its something I learnt from you okey. Admit it! MUAHAHA. Love you~
Oh-my-geeeeeeeee!
I cannot believe I've just wrote that! Now, y'all are going to think that I'm some sort of crazy woman desperate for Super Mario! Which isn't true! AT ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAS.
Believe me. I am a really subtle and innocent young girl who knows nothing but to look at the whole world with my innocent big eyes innocently.
Now, stuck that in your brains.
Note1: Super Mario = Jarod Hong= My maid. SHHH! Don't tell him okey? Its a secret! ^o^
Before y'all start vomitting out the dinner you haven't finish digesting last night, I shall stop being SO MUSHY and start filling your brains up with rants that you craved SO MUCH for.
Rants? Isn't that the reason why you kept coming my blog for more?
If not, please kindly skip this section because I mean no harm. I just want to pen down my thoughts before I push everything to the back of my head. Alright, not exactly "pen down" but you get what I meant. Didn't you?
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For Duckie(Not he/she's real name).
I'm watching you as days pass by, swallowing every single insult you hurled on me like I'm your little toy.
On better days, you treat me like I'm your bestfriend. You told me anything you trusted me not to spill. On nastier days, you attempted to manipulate me like I'm your puppet. You treat me like dust, like I'm insignificant.
So?
You thought I cared. Which I did but that was a million years ago before I seen your true colours bare. You thought I cared. Hell no.
You can assure me how much you love me but I'm not gonna feel a thing. You can spread things that aren't true about me but I ain't gonna care one bit.
Guess what? YOU CANNOT HURT ME.
Why? Because I do not allow you to. Seriously, who do you think you are? Duckie(not he/she's real name), you are nothing. You are totally replaceable. I can have another you, your clone, tomorrow without much effort.
That's because suckers like you are practically everywhere.
All you do is BOOTLICK, SUCK UP, BACKSTAB, BETRAY, BAD-MOUTH, SPREAD RUMOURS, TELL-TALES and nothing else.
I believe I've mentioned something in front of you before.
Rumours can never hurt me. I have heard nastier things about me. Who cares? What the hell do you think you can do? Nothing. You are just a mouse in my eyes.
Or worse, you are just like a measly lil' ant in my eyes. I will always remember you as an ant.
You are nothing by yourself. You can never stand alone.
That's simply pathetic. Don't get me wrong, so sorry, I do not sympathised with your state. In other words, you are useless by yourself.
I hate you, Duckie(not he/she's real name).
Don't you think that you can go around spreading rumours about people like spreading kaya and assume that people will never know about it.
FAT HOPE.
I bet you don't even have a fuckin' clue that all of us already knew your true colours.
Trust me, if you don't stop whatever you're doing now, you are going to have a taste of your own medicine one day. You will. Karma isn't dead.
I hate you. You are a fat and disgusting person in my eyes now and your girlfriend is the fattest thing I've ever seen on earth.
Its not that I have something against her or what, I will have no opinions about her if you had not hurl all those insults about me.
Think again. I am somebody's BoyFriend also leh!
If you don't like people to speak ill of your BoyFriend right? Why must you constantly bad-mouth other people's girlfriend. Forget about me for instant, let's talk about other people!
Beside me, you also got go around spreading rumours that are untrue about other people's BoyFriend OK?!
You even bad-mouth your own close friend!
How can you do such a thing? Forget it. I shall not waste my saliva on a person like you. You can go to hell now. Arsehole.
I bet the lord of hell also don't welcome you. HAHAHA!
